I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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