so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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