Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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