dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Someone came in the potted fern
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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