one might say we're banned from that church
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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