Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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