So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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