oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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