HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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