This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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