your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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