I wanna passion pit in your ass
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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