So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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