Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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