question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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