Can i not drive my cunt home
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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