I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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