this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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