Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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