p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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