Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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