their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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