Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I want to have your abortion
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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