is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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