So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I will be naked everywhere
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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