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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

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  you smoke with your eyes?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

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  team rage. no explanation necessary

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.

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  you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.

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• (949): View more from California

  honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator

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• (585): View more from New York

  The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.

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