so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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