Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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