I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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