I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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