How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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