I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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