so explain again why im purple
no
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
