why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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