Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Come on in and take your pants off
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