I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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