Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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