Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
