either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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