No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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