so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
this will be a night to untag.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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