high people should be assigned attendants
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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