all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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