I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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