why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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