u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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