The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
