I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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