oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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