yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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