i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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