areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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