4 words: hood of his car
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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