the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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