try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
How external is "for external use only"?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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