ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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