can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
