Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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