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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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