are you still at the devil's house?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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