it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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